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May 192019
Brain Teaser Of The Day: The Club
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May 192019
| A man wanted to get into a members only club so he hid and watched the guard at the door of the club house. The guard said a number to each member as they approached, and the member would respond with a number of their own. If the member responded with the correct number they were let in. If they responded incorrectly they were thrown out. One member came up to the door, the guard said twelve, and the member responded with six and was let in. Another member came to the door, the guard said six and the member responded with three and was let in. Believing he had heard enough, the reject went up to the guard. The guard said ten, and the reject said five, but was not let in. What should the reject have said? |  |
Random Riddle: Clock Like An Orange
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May 192019
Joke Of The Day: I’m Absolutely Fuming…
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May 192019
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My son got sent home from school yesterday. He has been suspended for running around the girls toilets waving his willy around. Idiotic yes but it seems he had done it for a bet.
Suspension seemed to be a bit harsh, so I rang the Principle to explain that it was just a bit of tomfoolery gone too far. However, he was having none of it and has stuck by the suspension. Getting a bit peeved, I asked the Principle if he would rather have him thieving and smashing the school up like others I could mention. “No”, he said, “I would rather have him teaching the year 5 Geography class that he is employed to do”.
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May 182019
