Joke Of The Day: Social Security Sex

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Jan 302019
 
Joke Of The Day: Social Security Sex Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?”

“Oh, nothing special. I’m having Social Security sex.”

“Social Security sex?”

“Yeah, you know; I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!”

 

 

 

 

Famous Presidents In American History

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Jan 292019
 

Famous Presidents In American History

Be elected president with under 50% of the popular vote
Be most unpopular president in American history
Have almost no political experience
Be called radical funny-looking buffoonish moron
Fail major debates according to the press
Democrats threaten secession nationwide
Riots kick off in major cities across country
See approval rating fall below 35-40% almost immediately
Get called fascist nut-job and tyrant by all the press
Watch as nation erupts into frenzied political violence and chaos between fringe factions
Be president Abraham Lincoln
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