Random Riddle: There For The Ride

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Oct 292018
 
I require no fuel,

No gas nor power,

On me you can ride

Thirty miles in an hour.

No pedaling required,

So you’ll never get tired.

Both up hills and down,

Or wherever desired.

And how’s this for a treat?

I don’t need to eat!

I am bought and not born,

Though I do have a horn.

I’ve got no wheels nor feet.

I’m not driven, but worn.
 

Random Riddle: There For The Ride

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Money For Groceries

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Oct 292018
 
Joke Of The Day: Money For Groceries I asked my grandfather for twenty dollars.

“Twenty dollars?!” he said. “For what?”

“To buy groceries,” I told him.

“When I was a boy,” my grandfather said. “My mama would give me one dollar, just one dollar, and I’d go to the store and come home with two loaves of bread, two sacks of potatoes, a carton of eggs, three bottles of milk, a can of coffee and a box of tea.”

He shrugged and paused.

“Times have changed and ya can’t do that now,” he told me. “Too many security cameras.”