JokesComments Off on Joke Of The Day: Government Employee’s Three Wishes
Sep062018
A State Government Employee sits in his office and out of boredom, decides to see what’s in his old filing cabinet. He pokes through the contents and comes across an old brass lamp. “This would look nice on my mantelpiece,” he thinks, so he takes it home with him.
While polishing the lamp, a genie appears and grants him three wishes.
“I wish for an ice cold diet Pepsi right now!”
POOF!
A Pepsi appears before him on his desk, so he picks it up and guzzles it all at once.
Now that he can think more clearly, he states his second wish. “I wish to be on an island where I can have total peace and solitude.”
POOF!
Suddenly he is on an island with no one around to place demands on his time. Absolute leisure has finally come without conditions. He then tells the genie his third and last wish: “I wish I’d never have to work ever again.”
RiddlesComments Off on Brain Teaser Of The Day: The Password
Sep052018
I want to use his buddy’s desktop computer, but when I opened it, I found out it was password protected. I clicked on the hint and the following appeared: