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A woman with no arms and legs was crying on a beach.
She’s lying there crying when a nice gentleman is jogging by and notices her crying. He says “Excuse me ma’am why are you crying?” She replies with “I’ve never been hugged before.” So the gentleman gives her a hug and wishes her the best and jogs off. A short while passes by before she starts to sob again. Around this time another gentleman is jogging and sees her crying. He says “Excuse me ma’am why are you crying?” The woman replies with “I have never been kissed before.” So the gentleman gives her a kiss and wishes her the best as he jogs off. Another while passes by before she starts to cry again. Lastly a third jogger jogs by and sees her crying. He says to her “Excuse me ma’am why are you crying?” She is sobbing and replies “I have never had sex before.” So the jogger picks up the woman and throws her into the ocean and as he jogs off he says “well you’re screwed now.”
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