The last four letters in American………. I Can
The last four letters in Republican…….. I Can
The last four letters in Democrats……… Rats
End of lesson!
Test to follow on November 6, 2018.
Remember, November 2018 is to be set aside as rodent removal month.
Never grow a wishbone where a backbone ought to be.
| Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Wednesday, Friday, and Sunday? |
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A drunk staggers into a church one evening, goes into the confessional box and sits down. He doesn’t say a word.
The priest coughs to try and get his attention. There’s no response so the priest coughs again. There’s still no response from the drunk. The priest coughs a couple of more times and still doesn’t get any response, so finally he pounds on the wall. The drunk slurs, “There’s no use knocking. There’s no paper this side either.”
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