Joke Of The Day: The Spanish Assassin

Joke Of The Day: The Spanish Assassin There was once a hitman who was known for his skill and stealth. Nobody really knew his identity, except for the fact that he always used to count to three before shooting his victim.

One time, a mob leader wanted a hit on a rival leader, so he hired him. He said “I want the kill to be clean, leave no trace. And since I’m a big fan of your legend, I’d like to be there when you assassinate the target”. The assassin agrees.

With carefully planned tactics, the assassin infiltrates the rival gang on the pretence of capturing the mob leader. Finally, in the room with the mob leader and the rival leader, the assassin aims his pistol at the target and counts.

*uno*

*dos*

*BANG*

The rival drops dead.

“But I thought you count to three”, said the mob leader. “Sí” replied the assassin. “But you said leave no tres”.