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A Scottish man and his Korean wife take their daughter to the fair.
They walk around enjoying the sights, trying their best to blend in with the crowds. Their daughter sees a stage with a sign for a beauty pageant that says “Open entry, TRUE SCOTS ONLY!” She drags her parents towards it, wanting to enter. They approach the official, asking how to sign her up for it. “Sorry lass, ye cannae enter. It’s only for true Scots.” The little girl frowns and asks, “I was born and raised here! If I’m not Scottish, what am I?” “If you’ve ever looked in a mirror, it’s obvious. Eurasian.”
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