 I still haven’t found out who let the Dogs Out… where’s the beef… how to get to Sesame Street… why Dora doesn’t just use Google Maps… why eggs are packaged in a flimsy paper carton, but batteries are secured in plastic that’s tough as nails… why “abbreviated” is such a long word; or why is there a D in ‘fridge’ but not in refrigerator… why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons… why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections… and, why do you have to “put your two cents worth in” but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts”, where’s that extra penny going to… why do The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune… why did you just try to sing those two previous songs… and just what is Victoria’s secret?
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