| Forever together, Yanked and tied, We’ve never formally met, But bound side by side. Our tug of war, Our very own see-saw, We are two and yet one, But to you? Just one more chore.
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A man went on vacation to Mexico. He went to a restaurant and while eating saw a plate with two huge meat balls on it. He called over the waitress and asked “What is that dish you just served.”
The waitress said “That is bull testicles. Everyday we have 1 bull fight, if you want to eat it you have to reserve a day before.” So he reserved the dish for the next day, he went there and ate it, he loved it but he called over the waitress and said “These are delicious but yesterday the balls were so big and today they are small, why is that?” The waitress looked back with a sad face and said “The bull doesn’t always lose.”
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