Watch until the end… for an unexpected turn!
Jet On The Freeway
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May 282018
Sneaking Into A Country
Political
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May 282018
Random Riddle: The God Of War
Riddles
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May 282018
| Used to threaten, used to defeat. Sometimes it grows, sometimes it shrinks. Used to conquer, used to protect. It marks your downfall, it marks your success. The true god of war, the creator of mess.
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Joke Of The Day: Buying Polish Sausage
Jokes
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May 282018
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A customer walks into an establishment and asks, “In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?” The clerk looks at him and says, “Are you Polish?”
The guy (clearly offended) says, “Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?” The clerk says, “Well, no, I probably wouldn’t!” With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, “Well then, why did you ask me if I’m Polish because I asked for Polish sausage?” The clerk replied, “Because you’re in Home Depot.”
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May 272018
