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May302018
The chairman of the board of our company called me into his office to tell me the good news. I was being promoted to Vice President of Corporate Research and Planning.
Of course, I was excited, but that didn’t stop me from asking for my new title to be changed to Vice President of Corporate Planning and Research.
‘Why?’ asked the chairman.
‘Because,’ I said, ‘our organization uses abbreviated job titles, and I don’t want be known as VP of CRAP.’
A single glass at night could mean a peaceful, uninterrupted night’s sleep.
NEW Wine for Seniors, I kid you not…..
Clare Valley vintners in South Australia, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir, and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic.
It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night.