Joke Of The Day: A New Title at Work

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May 302018
 
Joke Of The Day: A New Title at Work The chairman of the board of our company called me into his office to tell me the good news. I was being promoted to Vice President of Corporate Research and Planning.

Of course, I was excited, but that didn’t stop me from asking for my new title to be changed to Vice President of Corporate Planning and Research.

‘Why?’ asked the chairman.

‘Because,’ I said, ‘our organization uses abbreviated job titles, and I don’t want be known as VP of CRAP.’

 

 

 

 

Wine For Seniors

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May 292018
 
Wine For SeniorsA single glass at night could mean a peaceful, uninterrupted night’s sleep.

NEW Wine for Seniors, I kid you not…..

Clare Valley vintners in South Australia, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir, and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic.

It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night.

The new wine will be marketed as

​PINO MORE

I HEARD IT​ ​THROUGH THE​ GRAPEVINE!!