Random Riddle: Run And Jump

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May 152018
 
I do not breathe, but I run and jump.
I do not eat, but I swim and stretch.
I do not drink, but I sleep and stand.
I do not think, but I grow and play.
I do not see, but you see me every day.

What am I?
 

Random Riddle: Run And Jump

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Mrs. Right

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May 152018
 
Joke Of The Day: Mrs. Right Sitting in the bar George asked his 40-year-old friend John, “How come you aren’t married?”

John: “I haven’t found the right woman yet.”

George: “So what are you looking for?”

John: “Oh she’s got to be real pretty, a good cook and house keeper. She’s got to know how to handle money, have a nice and pleasant personality and money. She’s got to have money. And a nice big house wouldn’t hurt either.”

George: “A woman like that would be crazy to marry YOU!”

John: “Oh, it’s okay, if she is crazy.”