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Sitting in the bar George asked his 40-year-old friend John, “How come you aren’t married?”
John: “I haven’t found the right woman yet.” George: “So what are you looking for?” John: “Oh she’s got to be real pretty, a good cook and house keeper. She’s got to know how to handle money, have a nice and pleasant personality and money. She’s got to have money. And a nice big house wouldn’t hurt either.” George: “A woman like that would be crazy to marry YOU!” John: “Oh, it’s okay, if she is crazy.”
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