April 2018 - Page 35 of 35 - Common Sense Evaluation

Random Riddle: An Easter Pet

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A dad wanted to buy an Easter pet for his son. He looked at a baby chick and a baby duck. They were both cute, but he decided to buy the baby chick.

Do you know why?

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The preacher was standing at the front door, shaking hands as his parishioners came out.

He pulled one man aside and said, “You need to join the Army of the Lord, son!”

“I’m already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor,” he replied.

“How come I only see you at Christmas and Easter?” asked the pastor.

“Because I’m in His Secret Service, Pastor!”