Joke Of The Day: Linguistic Humor

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Apr 172018
 
Joke Of The Day: Linguistic Humor The National Poetry Contest had come down to two semifinalists: a Yale graduate and a redneck from Wyoming. They were given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was “Timbuktu”.

First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said:

Slowly across the desert sand Trekked a lonely caravan. Men on camels, two by two Destination—Timbuktu.

The crowd went crazy! No way could the redneck top that, they thought. The redneck calmly made his way to the microphone and recited:

Me and Tim a-huntin went, Met three whores in a pop up tent. They was three, and we was two, So I bucked one, and Timbuktu.

 

 

 

 

Apr 162018
 

BOMBSHELL – Loretta Lynch threatened the NYPD and the NY FBI with charges on the Eric Garner case if they went public with the contents of Weiner’s laptop

Lynch Threatened To Re-open Investigation Of NYPD Over Eric Garner's Death

Independent Journalist TracyBeanz has uncovered a trail of dirt on Loretta Lynch discovered within the OIG report on Andrew McCabe.

A summary of a thread by @tracybeanz on twitter:
  1. OIG BOMBSHELL!! Hidden within the OIG report on McCabe’s leak to Barrett of the WSJ, is an astronomically damning correlation between Loretta Lynch, the NY Field Office of the FBI, McCabe, and the NYPD. PLEASE SHARE
  2. On September 28, 2016, McCabe is made aware of the information they found regarding Hillary Clinton on Anthony Weiners laptop in an unrelated “sexting” case they are investigating.
  3. McCabe (amongst other atrocities) sits on this information for an entire MONTH before there begins to be unrest within the local office and the force. The agents on staff and the NYPD appear to get very restless about what was on the computer and the fact it is being concealed
  4. On 10/24/16, AG Loretta Lynch swaps out the federal investigative team looking into the officers responsible for the Eric Garner case. Loretta Lynch swaps out the original team investigating the Eric Garner case with a new team
  5. This is telling, because as ABC hints, it appears they are pushing more aggressively for an indictment and conviction of the officers involved. A SI Grand Jury failed to indict in the case. It was passed to Justice.
  6. Now, in the OIG report on McCabe’s leaks to the WSJ, it states that on 10/26/16 McCabe and NY_ADIC of the FBI participate in a “hastily convened conference call- with LL who delivers the same message about leaks with a focus on leaks in the Eric Garner case” Huh? Why?
  7. It is very interesting that LL would be on this call, and it is very interesting they are admonishing the NYFBI for leaks- especially if they were supposed to be about the WSJ article- as later noted in the report, the NY agents wouldn’t have KNOWN the information McCabe leaks
  8. The same day as that phone call, 10/26/16, Rudy Giuliani is on all of the MSM floating some “big surprises” in the coming days.
  9. So to recap – Mccabe and Lynch are admonishing the NY Field office about leaks they didn’t make, while talking about Garner? Two days after this, Comey sends the letter to Congress announcing that they are reopening the Clinton Email investigation.
  10. On 11/1/16, McCabe recuses himself from any investigations having to do with Clinton.
  11. Here is where it gets VERY interesting. Erik Prince- a name you should know – appears in an interview on Breitbart news, where he drops some MAJOR bombshells about what was found on Weiners laptop. He states IN THE INTERVIEW that the JD was using Garner as leverage!!
  12. THIS IS MAJOR. Why? Because now we have both the OIG report confirming they spoke with FBI in NY about the Garner case, AND we have Prince confirming they were threatened with the case.
  13. You may remember the name Preet Bhara…… So, all of this makes it VERY clear that Prince was getting good information from his sources in the NYPD, because in this interview with Breitbart he mentions they are using Garner to threaten the dept.
  14. This call was relegated to “conspiracy” land because it spoke of Epstein Island, and the MSM will not touch that with a 10ft pole. The OIG report confirms that Prine was, in fact, telling the truth.
  15. In essence, it appears that the AG of the USA, used the Justice Department to threaten the FBI and NYPD into SITTING on evidence of DISGUSTING criminality to protect Hillary Clinton, et al. This is a STRIKING ABUSE of power and it truly makes me sick. RAISE AWARENESS.