Ten Dog Rules

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Apr 192018
 
Ten Dog Rules

Ten Dog Rules
  1. The dog is not allowed in the house.
  2. Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.
  3. Okay, fine, the dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture.
  4. The dog can get on the old furniture only.
  5. Fine, the dog is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.
  6. Okay, the dog is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation.
  7. The dog can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but not under the covers.
  8. The dog can sleep under the covers by invitation only!
  9. The dog can sleep under the covers every night.
  10. Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the dog.

 

 

 

 

Brain Teaser Of The Day: The Strange Library

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Apr 192018
 
In a certain library, no two books contain the same number of words, and the total number of books is greater than number of words in the largest book.

How many words does one of the books contain, and what is the book about?

 Brain Teaser Of The Day: The Strange Library

 

Joke Of The Day: Careful What You Wish For

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Apr 192018
 
Joke Of The Day: Careful What You Wish For Two frat boys were stranded at sea in a life boat. On the 4th day, a mermaid came up out of the water and offered them one wish to save their lives.

The frat boys thought about it and one shouted out,”I wish the ocean was a sea of beer.” And it happened.

A little while later the other one shouted,”Great, now we have to pee in the boat!”

 

 

 

 

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