Joke Of The Day: Showing Off The Sports Car

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Mar 262018
 
Joke Of The Day: Showing Off The Sports Car A young man was showing off his sports car to his girlfriend.

She was thrilled at the speed. “If I do 200 mph, will you take off your clothes?” he asked. “Yes!” said his adventurous girlfriend. And as he gets up to 200, she peeled off all her clothes. Unable to keep his eyes on the road, the car skidded onto some gravel and flipped over.

The naked girl was thrown clear, but he was jammed beneath the steering wheel.

“Go and get help!” he cried.

“But I can’t. I’m naked and my clothes are gone!”

“Take my shoe”, he said, “and cover yourself.”

Holding the shoe over her private parts, the girl ran down the road and found a service station. Still holding the shoe between her legs, she pleaded to the service station proprietor, “Please help me! My boyfriend’s stuck!”

The proprietor looked at the shoe and said, “There’s nothing I can do… he’s gone in too far.”

 

 

 

 

The Irony Found In One Headline – David Hogg And Clear Backpacks At School

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Mar 252018
 

If only they were capable of actually getting this. They seem to have a gap between their ears!

The Irony Found In One Headline

David Hogg, who advocates Second Amendment restrictions, laments over possible constitutional implications of new clear backpack policy at his school.

“It’s unnecessary, it’s embarrassing for a lot of the students and it makes them feel isolated and separated from the rest of American school culture where they’re having essentially their First Amendment rights infringed upon because they can’t freely wear whatever backpack they want regardless of what it is,” Hogg said.

“One of the other important things to realize is many students want their privacy. There are many, for example, females in our school that when they go through their menstrual cycle, they don’t want people to see their tampons and stuff,” he explained.

“What we should have is just more policies that make sure that these students are feeling safe and secure in their schools and not like they’re being fought against like it’s a prison,” he added.