Joke Of The Day: Sharing Everything

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Aug 182017
 
Joke Of The Day: Sharing Everything An old couple walk into MacDonald’s. They order one hamburger, one order of fries and drink.

The old man unwraps the plain hamburger and carefully cuts it in half. He places one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counts out the fries dividing them into two piles and neatly placing one pile in front of his wife.

He takes a sip of the drink, his wife takes a sip and sets the cup down between them.

As he begins to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them keep looking over and whispering.”That poor old couple – all they can afford is one meal for the two of them.”

As the man begins to eat his fries, a young man comes to the table. He politely offers to buy another meal for the couple.

The old man replies that they’re just fine – they’re just used to sharing everything.

The surrounding people noticed the little old lady hadn’t eaten a bite. She sits there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.

Again the young man comes over and begs them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman says,”No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything,”

As the old man finishes and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again comes over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asks,”May I ask what is it you are waiting for?”

The old woman answers….

“THE TEETH”

 

 

 

Patriot Of The Day: Red Pill, Black Girl

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Aug 172017
 

This Woman Completely And Utterly Annihilates The Leftist Charlottesville Narrative!

This is what Martin Luther King Jr. wanted: a FEARLESS American to be able to express her opinion openly without reservation. A PROUD and PATRIOTIC American to stand on the principals for which our forefathers guaranteed. He wanted RESPECT and to live in PEACE and HARMONY with one another. Dr. King would be horrified at the extent Democrats still have mind control over the black population. They are being used, pushed down into further poverty and the repeated black moral outrage is causing regular Americans who checked racism at the door 1 – 2 generations ago to loathe and despise everything they stand for now.

Seriously well argued.

Black people have scarier things on the horizon than the almost endangered species of white supremacy.

 
 
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