Former Haiti Official, Who Exposed The Clinton Foundation, Found Dead In Miami

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Jul 152017
 

Klaus Eberwein, a former Haitian government official who was expected to expose the extent of Clinton Foundation corruption and malpractice next week, has been found dead in Miami. He was 50.

Former Haiti Official, Who Exposed The Clinton Foundation, Found Dead In Miami

Eberwein was due to appear next Tuesday before the Haitian Senate Ethics and Anti-Corruption Commission where he was widely expected to testify that the Clinton Foundation misappropriated Haiti earthquake donations from international donors.

According to Miami-Dade’s medical examiner records supervisor, the official cause of death is “gunshot to the head“. Eberwein’s death has been registered as “suicide.”

Eberwein, who had acknowledged his life was in danger, was a fierce critic of the Clinton Foundation’s activities in the Caribbean island, where he served as director general of the government’s economic development agency, Fonds d’assistance économique et social, for three years.

According to Eberwein, a paltry 0.6% of donations granted by international donors to the Clinton Foundation with the express purpose of directly assisting Haitians actually ended up in the hands of Haitian organizations. A further 9.6% ended up with the Haitian government. The remaining 89.8%  – or $5.4 billion – was funneled to non-Haitian organizations.

“The Clinton Foundation, they are criminals, they are thieves, they are liars, they are a disgrace,” Eberwein said at a protest outside the Clinton Foundation headquarters in Manhattan last year.

The former director general of Haiti, who also served as an advisor to Haitian President Michel Martelly, was also a partner in a popular pizza restaurant in Haiti, Muncheez, and even has a pizza — the Klaus Special — named after him.

According to the Haiti Libre newspaper, Eberwein was said to be in “good spirits“, with plans for the future. His close friends and business partners are shocked by the idea he may have committed suicide.

“It’s really shocking,” said Muncheez’s owner Gilbert Bailly. “We grew up together; he was like family.”

Bailly said he last spoke to Eberwein two weeks ago and he was in good spirits. They were excited about future business plans and were working on opening a Muncheez restaurant in Sunrise, he said.

The Haitian government issued an official notice thanking Eberwein for his service and mourning his untimely death.

“The Directorate General of FAES presents its sympathies to the bereaved families, friends and collaborator that this mourning afflicts. The FAES flag will be flown at half-mast from Wednesday 12th to Tuesday 18th July 2017. May his soul rest in peace,” Charles Ernest Chatelier, director general.

From the Miami Herald:

Klaus Eberwein, a former Haitian government official, was found dead Tuesday in a South Dade motel room in what the Miami-Dade medical examiner’s office is ruling a suicide.

“He shot himself in the head,” said Veronica Lamar, Miami-Dade medical examiner records supervisor. She listed his time of death at 12:19 p.m.

The address where Eberwein’s body was discovered according to police, 14501 S. Dixie Hwy., is a Quality Inn.

A supporter of former Haitian President Michel Martelly, Eberwein served as director general of the government’s economic development agency, Fonds d’assistance économique et social, better known as FAES. He held the position from May 2012 until February 2015 when he was replaced. He was also a partner in a popular pizza restaurant in Haiti, Muncheez, and has a pizza — the Klaus Special — named after him.

“It’s really shocking,” said Muncheez’s owner Gilbert Bailly. “We grew up together; he was like family.”

Bailly said he last spoke to Eberwein, 50, two weeks ago and he was in good spirits. They were working on opening a Muncheez restaurant in Sunrise, he said.

But it appears that Eberwein had fallen on hard times. An Uber spokesperson confirmed that he worked as a driver for awhile in South Florida.

During and after his government tenure, Eberwein faced allegations of fraud and corruption on how the agency he headed administered funds. Among the issues was FAES’ oversight of shoddy construction of several schools built after Haiti’s devastating Jan. 12, 2010, earthquake.

Eberwein was scheduled to appear Tuesday before the Haitian Senate’s Ethics and Anti-Corruption Commission, the head of the commission, Sen. Evalière Beauplan confirmed. The commission is investigating the management of PetroCaribe funds, the money Haiti receives from Venezuela’s discounted oil program.

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Previously:
Investigator Of Clinton Scandals Found Dead With Bag Over Head
A Look At The Clinton Body Count
The Clinton Body Count

 
 
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50 Brilliant Sarcastic Jokes

 Jokes  Comments Off on 50 Brilliant Sarcastic Jokes
Jul 152017
 
  1. I hate it when I go to hug someone really sexy and my face smashes right into the mirror.
  1. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
  1. If you’re here, who’s running hell?
  1. I swear I wasn’t lying, I was just writing fiction with my mouth again.
  1. Would you like to dance? 

       No? 

          You must’ve misheard me. 

              I said you look fat in those pants.

  1. I can totally keep secrets. It’s the people I tell them to who can’t.
  1. Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face looks kind of funky.
  1. If I promise to miss you, will you go, like, really far away?
  1. Don’t you hate people who use big words just to make themselves look perspicacious?
  1. Take my advice — it’s not like I’m dumb enough to.
  1. Light travels faster than sound, which is why people like you appear bright—until they open their mouths.
  1. Did something bad happen to you, or are you just naturally this terrible of a person?
  1. If at first you don’t succeed, stop trying already. You’re probably dumb.
  1. My son asked me what it’s like to be married so I told him to leave me. When he did, I asked why he was ignoring me.
  1. You might love your life, but I think it just wants to be friends.
  1. I always tell new hires, “Don’t think of me as your boss, think of me as a friend who can fire you.”
  1. Why is it that everything you love is either unhealthy, addictive, or has multiple restraining orders against you?
  1. When I see ads on TV featuring smiley housewives using some new cleaning product, the only thing I want to buy are the meds they’re clearly on.
  1. Those of you who think you know it all are reallyannoying to those of us who do.
  1. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
  1. Hear that? It’s the sound of you not talking for once.
  1. I’m pretty sure I married someone else’s soulmate. If only they’d come around and take him off my hands.
  1. My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy, so I got drunk.
  1. Why do people make end-of-the-world jokes like there’s no tomorrow?
  1. Your opinion is very important to me. Please stay on the line until you hear the beep for voicemail.
  1. Hi there, I’m human. What are you?
  1. Always remember: You’re just as unique as everybody else.
  1. Strong people don’t put others down. They lift them up and slam them on the ground.
  1. I would kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
  1. Tell me what you need, and I’ll tell you how to get along without it since you’re not that bright.
  1. If at first you don’t succeed, blame someone else and seek counseling.
  1. Please tell me this train of thought you’re on has a caboose.
  1. Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face—once you shove them down the stairs, that is.
  1. If you see me smiling it’s because I’m thinking of doing something bad. If you see me laughing, it’s because I already have.
  1. The sooner I shoot you, the sooner I’ll get out of jail for it. Don’t assume that’s not a major incentive.
  1. This obviously isn’t working out. I think it’s time for us to go our separate ways and start making other people miserable.
  1. If you need so much space, there’s always NASA.
  1. They say you are what you eat, so lay off the nuts already.
  1. Your mind might want to dance, but your body is a really awkward white guy.
  1. I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
  1. Sorry, my dog ate your text again.
  1. Would you rather have a million bucks, or [insert name]’s head full of nickels?
  1. Oh, I didn’t tell you? Must be none of your business then.
  1. So many freaks, so few circuses.
  1. If idiots grew on trees, this place would be an orchard.
  1. I have as much authority as the Pope. There just aren’t as many people who believe it.
  1. Honesty may be the best policy, but insanity is the best defense.
  1. I’d be fine if there weren’t so much blood in my alcohol system.
  1. Masturbation is like procrastination—it’s all good fun until you realize you’re just f**king yourself.
  1. Think I’m sarcastic? Watch me pretend to care.

 

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School Bus Puzzle

 Riddles  Comments Off on School Bus Puzzle
Jul 152017
 

The School Bus Puzzle.

You can’t answer this brain teaser, but a preschooler can!

 

Which way is the bus below traveling?

To the left or to the right?

School Bus Puzzle

Can’t make up your mind?

Look carefully at the picture again.

Still don’t know?

Pre-schoolers all over the United States were shown this picture and asked the same question.

90% of pre-schooler’s gave this answer.

“The bus is traveling to the left”.

When asked, “Why do you think the bus is traveling to the left?”

They answered:

 

“Because you can’t see the door to get on the bus.”

 

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