| What is the missing half of each word pair?
1. Hot and 2. Lock and 3. Black and 4. Scream and 5. Body and 6. Left and 7. Bacon and 8. Cat and 9. Up and 10. Burgers and |
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| You walk into a room with a rabbit holding a carrot, a pig eating slop, and a chimp holding a banana. Which animal in the room is the smartest? |
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A string goes into a bar, slides onto the bar stool and asks the bartender to give him a beer.
“I don’t serve strings,” the bartender says. The string goes home, ties himself in a knot, and frays the top of himself. He then returns to the bar and again asks the bartender to give him a beer. “Hey, aren’t you the string that was just here?” asks the bartender. The string replies, “No… I’m a frayed knot.”
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