Joke Of The Day: One Day, On A Bridge…

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May 022017
 
Joke Of The Day: One Day, On A Bridge So, I’m walking across this bridge and I see this dude ahead of me, on the ledge, about to jump. I ran toward him and yelled, “Don’t do it!”

He said, “Nobody loves me.”

I said, “God loves you. Do you believe in God?”

He said, “Yes.” I said, “Are you a Christian or a Jew?”

He said, “A Christian.” I said, “Me too! Protestant or Catholic?”

He said, “Protestant.” I said, “Me too! What denomination?”

He said, “Baptist.” I said, “Me too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?”

He said, “Northern Baptist.” I said, “Me too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?”

He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist.” I said, “Me too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?”

He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region.” I said, “Me too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879 or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?”

He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912.”

So I said, “Die, heretic scum!” And I pushed him over the edge.

 

 

 

The CIA Implanted Microphones Into The Skin Of CATS

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May 012017
 

The CIA tried to turn a CAT into a cyborg spy by implanting it with a microphone and antenna

The CIA Implanted Microphones Into The Skin Of CATS

The CIA once implanted microphones into a cat in a bizarre attempt to spy on Soviet Russia.

The cat had a microphone, antenna and battery pack surgically embedded into its skin so the feline could act as a covert recording device.

Recently declassified documents show how the scientists responsible for the cruel research were praised by spy chiefs for their ‘pioneering’ work.

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The CIA once implanted microphones into a cat in a bizarre attempt to spy on Soviet Russia. Declassified documents reveal that the work was praised by CIA chiefs as a ‘remarkable scientific achievement’

The strange eavesdropping technique, though never used in the field, resurfaced this week when WikiLeaks tweeted a link to declassified CIA memos, first released in 2001.

The research was dubbed ‘Project Acoustic Kitty’ and cost $13 million (£10 million) over its five-year development in the 1960s.

The cat’s tail was used as an antenna with a wire travelling all the way up its spine to a microphone in the animal’s ear.

The equipment’s battery pack was sewn into the cat’s chest.

Victor Marchetti, a former CIA officer, told The Telegraph that year of the gruesome creation.

He said: ‘They slit the cat open, put batteries in him, wired him up’.

‘They made a monstrosity. They tested him and tested him.

‘They found he would walk off the job when he got hungry, so they put another wire in to override that,’ he added.

The final 1967 report on the project concluded it was non-practical, signalling the end of the research.

But the memo hailed the ‘remarkable scientific achievement’ reached by the American spy agency.

‘The work done on this problem over the years reflects great credit on the personnel who guided it,’ the document concluded.


The cats had microphones, antennae and battery packs surgically embedded into their skin so the felines could act as covert recording devices.

 
 
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