A Collection Of Insults!

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Apr 112017
 

I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!

I think you should live for the moment. But after that, I doubt I’ll think so.

Man alive! But I wish you weren’t.

I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead.

Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap.

You spent so much time trying to get rid of that halitosis that you had only to find out that you are not popular anyway.

You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn’t like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you.

We know that romance brings out the beast in you — the jackass.

I’m looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven’t had it yet.

There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them.

All of your girlfriends kiss you with their eyes closed. Considering your face, that’s the only way they could.

I hear that when your mother first saw you, she decided to leave you on the front steps of a police station while she turned herself in.

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Joke Of The Day: Refrigerator Goals

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Apr 112017
 
Joke Of The Day: Refrigerator Goals When I returned home from college for a break, I noticed a paper posted on the refrigerator. It listed some goals my dad had set for himself: Help wife more; lose weight; be more productive at work.

I promptly added: “Send Michelle money every month.”

A few days later my brother wrote: “Make payments on car for Jason.”

Then my boyfriend joined in with: “Buy Tom a Jeep.”

Finally my father added a new goal to his amended list: “Wean kids.”

 

 

 

The Changing Face Of Britain

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Apr 102017
 

A child in Great Britain is now more likely to be a Muslim than Christian.

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The Muslim invasion of England seems to have been a big success. Great Britain is only a couple of generations away from complete eradication of the locals. Mathematics says, Prince Charles won’t be King, just some guy in a mosque.

There are more Muslim children than Christian growing up in Birmingham, figures show.

The statistics, extracted from the 2011 Census, give an insight into the fast pace of demographic change across Britain.

They pinpoint several parts of the country where traditional religious beliefs are being eclipsed for the first time.

Statistics from the 2011 Census show more Muslim children than Christian growing up in Birmingham.

The Changing Face Of Britain

The figures show that there are more Muslim children than Christian growing up in Birmingham.

In England’s second city of Birmingham, of 278,623 youngsters, 97,099 were registered as Muslim compared with 93,828 as Christian. The rest were of other faiths such as Hindu or Jewish, or none.

A similar trend can be seen in the cities of Bradford and Leicester, the towns of Luton, in Bedfordshire, and Slough in Berkshire, as well as the London boroughs Newham, Redbridge and Tower Hamlets, where nearly two-thirds of children are Islamic.

 

 
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