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An old couple are vacationing in Israel.
The wife dies quietly in her sleep, the next day the man goes to the grave-digger to make the necessary arrangements. The grave-digger says “I can bury her here for $500 or have her shipped back home with you for $1000.” The man briefly considers his options and opts for her to be shipped home. The grave-digger is stunned “Why pay so much to have her sent back when she could be buried in the Holy Land?” The man gets very close and whispers “A long time ago a man was buried here and three days later he came back, I can’t take that chance with her.”
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