Joke Of The Day: A Meal In Spain

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Mar 052017
 
Joke Of The Day: A Meal In Spain A man is visiting Spain and decides to eat in a local restaurant. He sees a delicious-looking meal being served next table. Puzzled, he asks the waiter, “What are they having? It smells great even from here!”

“That’s our specialty here, Señor.” the waiter replies. They are the testicles of the bull from the bullfight this morning,”

The man, wanting to make the most of his vacation by trying out exotic cuisines, says, “I’d get that as well. Thanks.”

“I’m very sorry, Señor, but the bullfight happens only once a day. If you’d like, since you are our honored guest, I’ll ask our owner to save tomorrow’s meal for you.”

The man comes back the next day and true enough, he gets to eat the specialty. The waiter asks him, “What can you say about the meal, Señor?”

The guest replies, “If I could, I’d come back every day to eat this! I even posted a photo of it on Instagram, and my friends are very envious of my food. I just have one question, though. Why do the testicles seem a lot smaller than yesterday’s?”

The waiter proudly announces, “Oh, Señor, on some days, the bull wins the fight!”

 

 

 

Mar 042017
 
President Trump accuses Obama of overseeing ‘Nixon/Watergate’ style intervention

President Trump: Obama Wire Tapped Trump Tower
Donald Trump has accused Barack Obama of “wire tapping” his offices in New York City before the presidential election in November last year.

Launching a series of tweets at 5.35am eastern time on Saturday morning, the US president said: “Terrible! Just found out that Obama had my ‘wires tapped’ in Trump Tower just before the victory. Nothing found. This is McCarthyism!”

He followed up that initial tweet with a string of others in the following 30 minutes that claimed Obama had defied a court rejection to tap his office, and invited a “good lawyer” to make a case against the alleged process.




The president then compared the alleged surveillance of his communications to Watergate – the scandal in the early 1970s that brought down Republican president Richard Nixon after he ordered a break-in of the Democrats’ Washington headquarters.

Obama Nixon

Lock this Seditious Bastard up!

It now appears that Obama, Hillary Clinton, the FBI, the CIA, the DOJ, and the NSA were all a much greater threat to this past election than the Russians.

What this “scandal-free” Obama administration did before leaving… to try to set in place within our federal government, an apparatus to take down the incoming President & his administration, has the potential to be one of the greatest scandals in American History. This is NOT hyperbole. ~ Mark Levin