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Random Riddle: My Sound
Riddles
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Mar 172017
Joke Of The Day: Family Planning Lesson
Jokes
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Mar 172017
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Six-year-old Annie returns home from school and says that today she had her first embarrassing moment at school. Her mother, very interested, asks, “Oh, how did it go?”
“I nearly died of shame!” she answers. “Sam from down the street says the stork brings babies. Sally next door said you can buy babies at the orphanage. Pete in my class says you can buy babies at the hospital.” Her mother answers laughingly, “But that’s no reason to be ashamed.” “No, but I can’t tell them that we were so poor that you and daddy had to make me yourselves!”
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President Trump’s ‘America First’ 2018 Budget
Political
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Mar 162017
The White House Office of Management and Budget released President Donald Trump’s budget early Thursday.
The budget features a shift from spending on the EPA, NEA, the United Nations, and the State Department while increasing funding for national defense and security.
Full Text of President Donald Trump’s “America First” 2017 Budget
Mar 162017
Train Blasts Commuters With Snow
Amusing
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Mar 162017
Let’s say that you run a railroad. If there’s a heavy snowstorm one night, you might want to have people run snowblowers down the track in your stations before the trains start running.
Here’s a free piece of advice should you ever find yourself waiting for the first train to roll into a station after a heavy snowfall: Stand as far away from the tracks as possible, assuming you don’t want to get blasted with a massive sh*tstorm of snow.
Why this Amtrak commuter train came barreling into the station so fast after a winter snowstorm is unknown, but it seems like an especially unsafe thing to do with passengers waiting on the platform. Thankfully, one of those passengers was Nick Colvin who filmed the whole thing in slow motion, at least until he found himself also buried in snow.
