An older man is in the hospital. A nurse walks in and he asks, “Are my testicles black?”
The nurse, taken by surprise replies, “I’m sorry?” So he asks again “Are my testicles black?”
The Nurse shakes her head but decides to check for him, after all she is a nurse. She lifts his robe, takes his testicles in hand, lifts and inspect them. She lowers his robe, raises back up to him and says “Mr. Johnson, you’ll be happy to hear your testicles aren’t black.”
He looks at her, removing his oxygen mask and says, “That’s great and all but are my test results back?”