The Joy of Painting’s Bob Ross paints hair on President Donald Trump’s head.
Feb 242017
The Three Little Pigs: Italian Style
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Feb 242017
Once upon a time there were three little pigs. The straw pig, the stick pig and the brick pig.
One day this nasty old wolf came up to the straw pig’s house and said, “I’m gonna huff and puff and blow your house down.” And he did !!!
So the straw pig went running over to the stick pig’s house and said, “Please let me in, the wolf just blew down my house.” So the stick Pig let the straw pig in.
Just then the wolf showed up and said, “I’m gonna huff and puff and blow your house
down.” And he did !!!
So the straw pig and the stick pig went running over to the brick pig’s house and said, “Let us in, let us in, the big bad wolf just blew our houses down!”
So the brick pig let them in just as the wolf showed up. The wolf said, “I’m gonna huff and puff and blow your house down.” The straw pig and the stick pig were so scared!
But the brick pig picked up the phone and made a call.
A few minutes passed and a big, black Caddy pulls up.
Out stepped two massive pigs in pin striped suits and fedora hats. These pigs came over to the wolf, grabbed him by the neck and beat the living crap out of him, then one of them pulled out a gun, stuck it in his mouth and fired, killing the wolf, then they got back into their Caddy and drove off.
The straw pig and stick pig were amazed!!! “Who were those guys?” they asked.
The brick pig replied: “Those were my cousins… The Guinea Pigs”
Confucius Say: Lightning
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Feb 242017
Random Riddle: First In Line
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Feb 242017
| A Queen has twins by Cesarean section so it’s impossible to tell who was born first. Now the twins are adults and ready to rule. One is intensely stupid, while the other is highly intelligent, well loved and charismatic. Yet the unintelligent one is chosen as the next ruler.
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Joke Of The Day: Immigrant Style
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Feb 242017
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An illegal immigrant picks up a prostitute. “Hey, how much you charge for da hour, sister?” he asks.
“$100,” she replies. In broken English he says, “Do you do Immigrant Style?” “No,” she says. “I pay you $200 to do Immigrant Style.” “No,” she says, not knowing what Immigrant Style is. “I pay you $300.” “No,” she says. “I pay you $400.” “No,” she says. So finally he says, “OK, I pay $1,000 to do Immigrant Style.” She thinks, “Well, I’ve been in the game for over 10 years now. I’ve had every kind of request from weirdos from every part of the world. How bad could Immigrant Style be?” So she agrees and has sex with him. They do it in every kind of way and in every possible position. Finally, after several hours, they finish. Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, “Hey, I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. But that was good. So what exactly is ‘Immigrant Style’?” The illegal immigrant replies, “You send bill to Government.”
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