This Is The Story Of Frank

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Feb 112017
 

Enjoy!

Frank was once a runaway bull in Queens, NY, but now he’s enjoying a peaceful life at Farm Sanctuary! This short film, narrated by Jon Stewart, offers a look back at how our favorite escape artist found his way to safety.

We’re deeply grateful to those who made it possible for Frank to live the life he deserves. Among them: Tracey & Jon Stewart, Mike Stura of Skylands Animal Sanctuary & Rescue, and the Animal Care Centers of NYC (ACC).

 

Joke Of The Day: Baby Weight

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Feb 112017
 
Rubber Chicken A woman with a baby walked into a doctor’s office. She asked if they could weigh the baby.

A nurse said that the baby scale was not working that day, but what they could do is weigh the mother while she was holding the baby, and then weigh the mother by herself, and subtract.

The woman thought about this for a minute. “It wouldn’t work,” she said, “I’m not the mother; I’m the aunt.”

 

 

 

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