The World’s Tallest Cow

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Nov 252016
 

Meet Danniel, a gigantic Holstein steer who stands a staggering 6 feet 4 inches tall and weighs a whopping 2,300 pounds.

Imagine the size of those steaks!

MEET Danniel, the giant bovine whose proud owners believe is the world’s tallest cow. The huge Holstein steer measures a staggering 6 foot 4 inches tall and weighs a whopping 2300 pounds. Danniel eats 100 pounds of hay, 15 pounds of grain, drinks 100 gallons of water, and produces 150 pounds of droppings – every day. Danniel’s owners have now had him measured for Guinness World Records in an attempt to have him officially recognized as the world’s tallest steer.

 

Joke Of The Day: The Story Of Opium Jones

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Nov 252016
 
Rubber Chicken First day of class in a rural Southern school. Teacher is calling role: “Billy Adams.”

“Here.”

“Susie Brown.”

“Here.”

She comes to “Opium Jones” and gasps. “Boy,” she says, “what you name?”

“Opium Jones!” he says proudly.

“Boy,” she says, “you go fetch yo’ mammy to come see me.”

The mother arrives.

“This boy say his name is Opium Jones,” the teacher says.

“That’s right,” the mother says. “That’s what we named him.”

“But don’t you know opium is a dope?” the teacher says.

“I sure do,” the mother replies.

“No no no, that’s not what I meant,” the teacher says. “I mean, opium is illegal.”

“Uh-huh,” the mother says.

“No no,” the teacher says. “What I mean is, opium is a seed what come from a white poppy.”

“You hit the nail right on the head!” says the mother.

 

 

 

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