Jokes Joke Of The Day: An Irish Man Went To Court November 3, 2016August 20, 2016 gags An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his name legally changed. The desk clerk asked, “Can I help you sir?” Our man said, “Yes, I would like to change my name.” “What is your current name?” asked the clerk. “Martin Arsehole,” replied the man. The clerk laughed, and said, “I can see why you want a change. What would you like your new name to be?” “Tim.”