Random Riddle: 10-29-2016

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Oct 292016
 
If you lose one of me, you are upset, bewildered, and perplexed.
If you lose two of me, you are blissfully unaware.

What am I?
 

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Joke Of The Day: Buying An Inflatable Doll

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Oct 292016
 
Rubber Chicken A guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll.

The guy behind the counter asks, ‘Male or female?’

The customer says, ‘Female.’

The counter guy asks, ‘Black or white?

The customer says, ‘White.’

The counter guy asks, ‘Christian or Muslim?’

The customer says, ‘What the hell does religion have to do with it?’

The counter guy says, ‘The Muslim one blows itself up.’