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Flying saucer will appear when a nudist spills his coffee. |
Confucius Say: Flying Saucer
Confucius Say, Jokes
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Oct 302016
Random Riddle: 10-30-2016
Riddles
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Oct 302016
Joke Of The Day: The Rabbit And The Bear
Jokes
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Oct 302016
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There once was a bear and a rabbit and they hated each other. The bear and rabbit then stumbled upon a magical talking tree. The tree said: “I will grant you 3 wishes a piece if you will stop fighting!”
So the bear went first. “I wish all the bears in the forest are females.” And all the bears in the forest turned into females. The rabbit said: “I wish I had a helmet.” Rabbit gets the helmet and the bear looks at him funny. The bear wishes: “I wish all the bears in the country are females.” The wish was granted. The rabbit says, “I wish I have a motorcycle.” By this point the bear thinks the rabbit is the stupidest thing he’s ever seen. The rabbit could wish for money and have all the motorcycles in the world. The bear says: “I wish all the bears in the world are female.” The wish is granted. When it’s the rabbit’s turn to wish, he puts on his helmet, gets on his motorcycle, and says: “I wish that bear is gay.” |
Don’t Be Surprised
Political
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Oct 292016
Audio: Hillary Clinton Proposing Rigging Palestine Election
Political
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Oct 292016
An audio from 2006 has emerged that has Hillary Clinton proposing rigging the Palestinian election. The audio was recorded by Eli Chomsky of the Jewish Press when she was trying to get re-elected to the Senate. The remark is now being seen in a new light since many are concerned about voter fraud in the 2016 election.
“I do not think we should have pushed for an election in the Palestinian territories. I think that was a big mistake. And if we were going to push for an election, then we should have made sure that we did something to determine who was going to win.” ~ Hillary Clinton (2006).
n September 5, 2006, Eli Chomsky was an editor and staff writer for the Jewish Press, and Hillary Clinton was running for a shoo-in re-election as a U.S. senator. Her trip making the rounds of editorial boards brought her to Brooklyn to meet the editorial board of the Jewish Press.
The tape was never released and has only been heard by the small handful of Jewish Press staffers in the room. According to Chomsky, his old-school audiocassette is the only existent copy and no one has heard it since 2006, until today when he played it for the Observer.
The tape is 45 minutes and contains much that is no longer relevant, such as analysis of the re-election battle that Sen. Joe Lieberman was then facing in Connecticut. But a seemingly throwaway remark about elections in areas controlled by the Palestinian Authority has taken on new relevance amid persistent accusations in the presidential campaign by Clinton’s Republican opponent Donald Trump that the current election is “rigged.”