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Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a palm tree when one turns to the other and says… “Slim, I’m 83 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my age, how do you feel?”
Slim says, “I feel just like a new-born baby.” “Really!? Like a new-born baby!?” “Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.”
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