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Random Riddle: 9-18-2016
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Sep 182016
Joke Of The Day: A Mountain Lion, A Wolf And A Fox
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Sep 182016
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After a long winter, a mountain lion, a wolf and a fox get together and each tells how they spent the winter.
The mountain lion says, “I spent my winter in a pigpen, and each day I ate a pig. The owner counted the pigs, saw that some were missing, and set a trap from which I barely escaped.” The wolf says, “I spent my winter in a hen house. Each day I ate two hens. The owner counted the hens, brought out his shotgun, and I almost got shot.” The fox says, “I spent my winter at a construction site where there were lots of Mexicans. Nobody counts those bastards.”
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Sep 172016
85 Year Old Best Friends
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Sep 172016
This video will make your day.
Enjoy!
There’s no denying the simple joys of friendship. But being able to call someone your best friend is truly special. It makes it all the more special when your best friend is close in age and you can both reminisce together.
Meet Harvey and Eddie. These two best friends are in their mid-80s, but you’d never guess it by their young flair and perfectly timed comedic genius.
In this hilarious clip, they get interviewed on current pop culture and asked questions about topics they’ve never heard about.
One of my favorite moments is when they’re asked about Facebook, and Harvey picks up the phone. Eddie continues to answer, saying that he prefers letter writing and that he still writes to his grandchildren.
Another great moment of this video, my second favorite instance, is when they listen to different kinds of new music and give their feedback. Although they weren’t big fans of the rap music that was played, the vote was split when Adele’s “Rolling in the Deep” played.
It’s truly beautiful to see these two gentlemen get such a kick out of one another, and that they are so willing to partake in an interview.
This pair is truly unique in that they’re effortlessly themselves, and taking life one step at a time.
Sep 172016
If the Bible were written by College Students…
- Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning cold.
- The Ten Commandments are actually only five, double-spaced, and written in a large font.
- New edition every two years in order to limit reselling.
- Forbidden fruit would have been eaten because it wasn’t cafeteria food.
- Paul’s letter to the Romans becomes Paul’s e-mail to [email protected].
- Reason Cain killed Abel: They were roommates.
- The place where the end of the world occurs: Finals, not Armageddon.
- Out go the mules, in come the mountain bikes.
- Reason why Moses and followers walked in desert for 40 years: They didn’t want to ask directions and look like freshmen.
- Instead of God creating the world in six days and resting on the seventh, He would have put it off until the night before it was due and then pulled an all-nighter.