Islamic Roulette: like Russian Roulette but with six bullets
How to play:
1. Load a revolver with six bullets.
2. Aim it towards your head.
3. Say “It has nothing to do with Islam” and pull the trigger. This ends the game.
The sky was blue, the moon was high, we were together, just her and I.
Her hair was brown, her eyes baby blue, I knew exactly what she wanted to do.
And so, with courage, I did my best and laid my hand upon her breast.
Her face was light, her body fine, I ran my finger down her spine.
I trembled in shock, I felt her heart, slowly she spread her legs apart.
I knew she was ready… but I didn’t know how, for this was my first experience at milking a cow.
| A man is trapped in a room. The room has only two possible exits: two doors. Through the first door there is a room constructed from magnifying glass. The blazing hot sun instantly fries anything or anyone that enters. Through the second door there is a fire-breathing dragon. How does the man escape? |
 |
