Random Riddle: 7-27-2016

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Jul 272016
 
In the middle of winter, a woman is found dead in her bed, with multiple stab wounds in the stomach. Soaked into the sheets is a massive amount of blood, along with blood drops on the carpet. On the side table beside her bed, there is a glass full of water mixed with blood. What was the murder weapon, where is it now, and how was she killed?
 
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Joke Of The Day: The Traveling Salesman

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Jul 272016
 
Rubber Chicken The traveling salesman’s car broke down in the country and he knocked on the farmhouse door. When the farmer opened the door, the salesman said, “Sir, my car has broken down, and I was wondering if you might be able to put me up for the night?”

The farmer said, “Why, sure, but you will have to sleep with my son.”

The salesman hesitated then said, “Excuse me, sir, but I think I’m in the wrong joke.”