| Jon and Bob were betting on a baseball game and Bob lost. To get back at him he bets Jon.
Bob says, “I bet you I can do two to three thousand push-ups in 10 minutes.” Jon says, “Fine, let’s see it. You couldn’t possibly win that bet.” Bob won the bet. How is that possible? |
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A Communist, Socialist and Capitalist all agree to meet at a cafe.
The Communist and the Capitalist arrive on time but the Socialist is late. An hour later, the Socialist rushes in. ‘Sorry I’m late guys’ he said, ‘I had to wait in line for a sausage’. ‘What’s a line?’ asked the Capitalist. ‘What’s a sausage?’ asked the Communist.
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