| Mary’s mother had 4 daughters. May, June, July, and…..? |
 |
Random Riddle: 7-12-2016
Riddles
Comments Off on Random Riddle: 7-12-2016
Jul 122016
Joke Of The Day: Speeding Farmer
Jokes
Comments Off on Joke Of The Day: Speeding Farmer
Jul 122016
 |
A farmer is transporting donkeys across the interstate.
He is driving at a brisk but legal pace when he was suddenly pulled over by a two state troopers. The first trooper says, “Sir, do you know how fast you were going?” The farmer looked at him, puzzled, and replied, “Yes, as a matter of fact, I was going five miles below the speed limit!” The first trooper angrily looks over at the second and says, “You told me he was speeding!” Flustered, the second officer replies, “No no no, I said he was hauling ass!”
|
Jul 112016
How To Of The Day: Cooler Corn
How To
Comments Off on How To Of The Day: Cooler Corn
Jul 112016
This genius trick for making corn on the cob frees up your stove so you can cook beans, greens, or anything else. Just fill your cooler with shucked corn and cover it with boiling water. In about 30 minutes, you’ll have a cooler full of mouth-watering corn on the cob.
Daft Definitions
Funny
Comments Off on Daft Definitions
Jul 112016
DAFT DEFINITIONS:
CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a sucker at the other!
MARRIAGE:
It’s an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor’s degree and a woman gains her master’s.
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees in the end.
SMILE:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight!
YAWN:
The only opportunity some married men ever get to open their mouths.
EXPERIENCE:
The name men give to their mistakes.
DIPLOMAT:
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
OPTIMIST:
A person who, while falling from the EIFFEL TOWER, says midway: “SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!”
BOSS:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
POLITICIAN:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence afterward.
DOCTOR:
A person who kills your ills with pills and later with his bills.