Random Riddle: 7-25-2016

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Jul 252016
 
Look at me I want to play.
I’ll move like you in every way.
Be tricky, but the result is always a draw.
Why? Because I’m an expert at response and call.

What am I?
 

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Joke Of The Day: The Irishman’s Olives

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Jul 252016
 
Rubber Chicken McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the Irishman started to leave.

“S’cuse me,” said a customer, who was puzzled over what McQuillan had done. “What was that all about?”

“Nothing,” said the Irishman, “my wife just sent me out for a jar of olives.”