Look at me I want to play.
I’ll move like you in every way.
Be tricky, but the result is always a draw.
Why? Because I’m an expert at response and call.
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Jul252016
McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the Irishman started to leave.
“S’cuse me,” said a customer, who was puzzled over what McQuillan had done. “What was that all about?”
“Nothing,” said the Irishman, “my wife just sent me out for a jar of olives.”