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A farmer is transporting donkeys across the interstate.
He is driving at a brisk but legal pace when he was suddenly pulled over by a two state troopers. The first trooper says, “Sir, do you know how fast you were going?” The farmer looked at him, puzzled, and replied, “Yes, as a matter of fact, I was going five miles below the speed limit!” The first trooper angrily looks over at the second and says, “You told me he was speeding!” Flustered, the second officer replies, “No no no, I said he was hauling ass!”
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