Joke Of The Day: Mexican Detectives

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Jun 272016
 
Rubber Chicken Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez.

“How was he killed?” asked one detective.

“With a golf gun,” the other detective replied.

“A golf gun?! What is a golf gun?”

“I don’t know. But it sure made a hole in Juan.”

 

 

 

My Wife Knows Everything vs. The Wife Doesn’t Know

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Jun 262016
 

A classic video of a New Jersey racetrack announcer’s call as two horses with opposing names battled it in the final furlong.

Enjoy!

Larry Collmus is a horse racing announcer at Monmouth Park in Oceanport, New Jersey. In 2010, he provided a running commentary to a race that included horses named Mywifeknowsevrything and Thewifedoesntknow. The result was a denial-filled marital argument in the form of a horse race.

The Telegraph (auto-start video) informs us that Mywifeknowsevrything was trained by a woman and Thewifedoesntknow was trained by a man.

My advice: just apologize anyway and bet on another horse.

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Shar Pei Puppies vs Robo Dog

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Jun 262016
 

Enjoy!

Seven Shar Pei puppies fight… well… not so evil Robo Dog. Puppies are curious and cautious at first, but after a while they start playing with their new robot friend.