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Never discuss infinity with a mathematician, they can go on about it forever. |
Confucius Say: Infinity
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Jun 222016
Random Riddle: 6-22-2016
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Jun 222016
| On 20 planes I may be, but only rest on one you see. I can help you or hurt you, depending on where I lay. Because I am not the kind you use everyday. |
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Joke Of The Day: Acts 2:38
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Jun 222016
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A woman went into her kitchen to find a burglar loaded down with a bunch of stuff he was stealing from her kitchen. Not having any kind of weapon to scare him off, she raised her hand and said “Acts 2:38,” and proceeded to quote scripture.
The burglar froze in place and didn’t move. The woman called 911, the police arrived and were amazed to find the burglar still frozen where he stood. “What did you say to him that kept him from moving?” they asked the woman. She told them that she had simply said Acts 2:38 and quoted scripture. The police chuckled and escorted the burglar out to the patrol car. “Why did the woman’s quoting scripture scare you so much?” they asked. “Scripture?” said the burglar, “I thought she said she had an ax and two 38’s!”
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Jun 212016
Wisdom From Seniors
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Jun 212016
The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes.
The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don’t know what you’re doing, someone else does.
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
Amazing! You hang something in your closet for awhile and it shrinks two sizes!
I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are: eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That is my idea of a perfect day!
I know what Victoria’s Secret is. The secret is that nobody older than 30 can fit into their stuff.