Jokes Joke Of The Day: Dad’s Money May 25, 2016March 4, 2016 gags A kid has been using a lot of his dad’s money and the dad says, “Do you think money grows on trees?” “Yeah,” says the kid. “Well, it doesn’t,” says the dad. “So what is money made out of, Dad?” “Paper,” the dad says. “And what is paper made out of?”