Random Riddle: 4-5-2016

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Apr 052016
 
Once there was a night watchman who had been caught several times sleeping on the job. The boss issued the final warning. On the next night he was caught with his head on his hand and his elbows on the desk.

“Aha, I’ve caught you again,” exclaimed the boss. The watchman’s eyes popped open immediately and he knew what had happened. Being a quick thinking man, he said one word before looking up at the boss. The boss apologized profusely and went home.

What was the one word?
 

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Joke Of The Day: Cheap Castle

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Apr 052016
 
Rubber Chicken My grandma got my grandpa a new pair of pants. When I asked him how they fit, he said, “like a cheap castle”.

When I looked confused, he explained, “No ballroom”.

 

 

Trump’s Special Qualifications For Being President

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Apr 042016
 

Trump’s Special Qualifications For Being President

Trump’s Special Qualifications For Being President
Let’s check out Trump’s presidential qualifications
  • Obama is against Trump
  • The Media is against Trump
  • The establishment Democrats are against Trump
  • The establishment Republicans are against Trump
  • The Pope is against Trump
  • The UN is against Trump
  • The EU is against Trump
  • China is against Trump
  • Mexico is against Trump
  • Soros is against Trump
  • Black Lives Matter is against Trump
  • MoveOn.org is against Trump
  • Koch Bro’s are against Trump
  • Hateful, racist, violent Liberals are against Trump

Bonus points

  • Cher says she will leave the country
  • Miley Cyrus says she will leave the country
  • Whoopi says she will leave the country
  • Rosie says she will leave the country
  • Al Sharpton says he will leave the country
  • Gov. Brown says California will build a wall