Joke Of The Day: A Job Interview

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Mar 242016
 
Rubber Chicken A man goes to a job interview. His resume was fantastic and his qualities was perfect for the company. The interviewers were impressed.

“You are a strong candidate, and we would like to hire you. However, there’s this 5 years gap in your resume. What were you doing during that time?”

“I went to Yale”

“Wow great! You’re hired”

“Yay, I got a yob!”

 

 

Oxymorons

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Mar 232016
 

OxymoronsState worker
Legally drunk
Exact estimate
Act naturally
Found missing
Resident alien
Genuine imitation
Airline Food
Good grief
Government organization
Sanitary landfill
Alone together
Small crowd
Business ethics
Soft rock
Butt Head
Military Intelligence
Sweet sorrow
Rural Metro (ambulance service)
“Now, then …”
Passive aggression
Clearly misunderstood
Peace force

 

Eye Test For Dirty Old Men

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Mar 232016
 

Eye Test For Dirty Old Men

(For those who are actually visually impaired, the “eye chart” shows several lines with photos of a woman. As each line gets smaller and harder to see, she at least appears to have less and less clothing on — so you really can’t see “anything”. It’s more of an imagination test than an eye test!)

 

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