Things To Think About

Things To Think About

  • Whose cruel idea was it for the word “lisp” to have an “s” in it?
  • Since light travels faster than sound, isn’t that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
  • How come abbreviated is such a long word?
  • If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
  • Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
  • Why are they called apartments, when they’re all stuck together?
  • Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds fee” on money they already know you don’t have?
  • If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?
  • When two airplanes almost collide why do they call it a near miss?? It sounds like a near hit to me!!
  • Do fish get cramps after eating?