Joke Of The Day: Artificial Insemination

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Feb 052016
 
Rubber Chicken A farmer is giving his wife last-minute instructions before heading to town to do chores.

“That fellow from close by will be along this afternoon to inseminate one of the mares. I’ve hung a nail by the right stall so you’ll know which one I want him to impregnate.”

Satisfied that even his mentally challenged wife could understand the instructions, the farmer left for town.

That afternoon, the ‘Inseminator’ arrives, and the wife dutifully takes him out to the barn and directly to the stall with the nail.

“This is the mare right here,” she tells him.

“What’s the nail for?” the guy asks.

Replies the wife, “I guess its to hang up your pants.”

 

 

TrumpScript – The Most Difficult Programming Language To Learn

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Feb 042016
 

Which is the most difficult programming language to learn and why?

Well, this is all over the news now I think, but TrumpScript is probably difficult to learn because it’s based on the illustrious Donald Trump, and it’s really hard to keep up with Donald Trump’s logic.

Trumpscript

(it has a great logo design though)

Features of this language, taken from the TrumpScript official site’s descriptions:

  • No floating point numbers, only integers. America never does anything halfway.
  • All numbers must be strictly greater than 1 million. The small stuff is inconsequential to us.
  • There are no import statements allowed. All code has to be home-grown and American made.
  • Instead of True and False, we have fact and lie.
  • Only the most popular English words, Trump’s favorite words, and current politician names can be used as variable names.
  • Error messages are mostly quotes directly taken from Trump himself.
  • All programs must end with “America is great.”
  • Our language will automatically correct Forbes’ $4.5B to $10B.
  • In it’s raw form, TrumpScript is not compatible with Windows, because Trump isn’t the type of guy to believe in PC.
  • The language is completely case insensitive.
  • Strings are denoted by double quotes (“I love Trump”)
  • The is and are keywords are used both to check for equality, and for assignment.

…and more!

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