Random Riddle: 2-29-2016

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Feb 292016
 
I may run rings around you
Or escape your clutching grip
Or leave a treacherous trail
That gives a sudden slip.
(If you’re not careful!)

You always end up winning,
While I shrink with each new meet:
Our bouts will be my ruin,
But you’ll come out smelling sweet.

What am I?

 

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Joke Of The Day: New Supermarket

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Feb 292016
 
Rubber Chicken A new supermarket opened near my house. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh mown hay.

In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread and cookies.

I don’t buy toilet paper there any more.