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Confucius Say: Happiness
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Jan 082016
Random Riddle: 1-8-2016
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Jan 082016
| These are the three lives of mine: So gentle I soothe the skin, So light I caress the sky, So hard I crack rocks. What am I? |
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Joke Of The Day: Black Bras
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Jan 082016
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A Chinese guy goes into a Jewish-owned establishment to buy black bras, size 38. The Jewish store keeper, known for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his suppliers. Therefore he has to charge $50.00 for them.
The Chinese guy buys 25 pairs. He returns a few days later and this time orders 50. The Jewish owner tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him $60.00 each. The Chinese guy returns a month later and buys the store’s remaining stock of 50 and this time for $75.00 each. The Jewish owner is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black size 38 bras and asks the Chinese guy, “…please tell me – What do you do with all these black bras?” The Chinese guy answers: “I cut them in half and sell them as skull caps to Jewish men for $200.00 each. Business is Business! |
Jan 072016
Jan 072016
This video shows you how to save spoiled wine in less than 1 minute for literally one cent.
Enjoy!
Have you ever opened a bottle of wine, been so pumped to drink it, thought it smelled a little weird, but needed the wine and drank it anyway? (You have.) (We all have.) Don’t do that! Never do that again! This mind-blowing wine trick from Reactions shows you how to fix your spoiled wine … with a penny.
The video explains you seriously just need to put a penny (a clean one. Clean your penny very thoroughly.) into a glass of your spoiled wine, stir it around briefly with a spoon, and pull it back out. The reason your wine will immediately taste different is because the copper from the penny reacts with the sulfur molecules the wine has developed from overexposure to oxygen. This causes odorless copper sulfide crystals to form, making your favorite drank drankable again.
You totally have spoiled wine. You totally have a penny. You totally have no excuse to drink spoiled wine anymore. Though who am I to judge your wine habits? “Desperate times call for desperate measures” was actually first said by a penniless man with a spoiled bottle of wine, so go ahead and do what you must.
